Thursday, March 26, 2009

Eating

You know what I can't wait to do right now? Eat. I have coffee sitting in my stomach, knocking on the walls and saying "You know what would be really great right now? Eating. Remember how delicious that grease-ball of chicken tenders were at the cafeteria? You totally want that." My mouth is drooling in anticipation, which is slightly embarrassing because drooling when reading a book about superheroes just doesn't look cool. Imagine you're a straight chick, flipping to a page about Wonder Woman and suddenly drool emerges from your mouth with a hungry look in your eye. Just... it doesn't look cool.

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