Housecleaning:
Are you serious? Broke college students don't houseclean. They're way too busy selling weed so they can buy beer. Who housecleans? That's for people with nothing better to do.
Broke college students version of housecleaning is as follows:
1. Kick your crap over to your side of the room so you don't piss off your meticulous roommate, who for some reason picks up after themselves. Imagine an invisible line between your crap- don't cross it, or else it either legally becomes hers or you owe her dinner.
2. Febreeze the crap out of everything. Eventually, crap on the floor acquires a "used smell" that is a combination of old sweat, dirt and a sweet smell of old beer.
3. If all else fails, sell everything.
Housecleaning.
